Fuck it. Dad is dead, just shove him on a forklift and dump him into a truck.

Said no one ever.

But that’s apparently what they are/were doing in New York City. Apparently there were so many corpses piling up that the city endorsed funeral homes shoving bodies into trucks with forklifts.

Now it comes out that one of the funeral homes claims it was so overwhelmed they just had to leave a U-Haul truck full of bodies hanging around in their parking lot just waiting for someone to stumble upon it.

There is plenty of news stories floating around about finding the bodies, as the panic has been whipping up in New York about the doom and gloom and mountain of corona virus dead.

Am I the only one that thinks this is odd?

Because it’s really fuckin weird that New York city was so overwhelmed with the dead that they had to load bodies into truck in FULL PUBLIC VIEW with a foklift, and I shit you not (see pic above), on a fuckin skid.

History lesson:

On 9/11 a single small hospital managed to handle 1500 patients in a single day.

In case you were not around for 9/11 (fuck me, I actually have to write that), I can tell you it wasn’t a very nice day. There was a lot of confusion and chaos. The entire air transit system in North America came to a crashing halt, the military was mobilized for North American protection, a couple of pretty big buildings crashed down because planes hit them, and another building crashed down because…uhm… reasons.

On the first day following the attack, Giuliani told the press that they had treated 2100 injured with 600 hospitalized on day one. Never mind the flood of people that flowed in with respiratory illnesses in the following days and weeks because WT1 and WT2 were chock full of asbestos and pretty much the entire city of New York OD’d on their lifetime asbestos terminal limit. But hey! Cancer pays in the USA some pretty big bucks, so that little tidbit of information is shoved to the back page of newspapers because holy shit could you imagine the lawsuits that would have erupted if people had realized their asbestos exposure prior to the 7 year statute of limitations.

Consider that for a few moments. A small hospital managed to process 1500 patients in a single day (probably exams, panic attacks, whatever… I mean shit, both of the Twin Towers crashed.. that was fucked up). The entire city had to hospitalize 600 and treat 2100 on the first day… and the system didn’t come to a crashing halt.

You can likely imagine there was a lot of bodies. True, many/most of those dead in the tower collapses were never found again, but of the bodies that were found New York somehow managed to treat the bodies with dignity, respect, and compassion for the affected families.

I guess when there is a virus, New Yorker’s are like “fuck it”.

Let’s have a look at some statistics

New York state averages roughly 150,000 people dying per year. If you want to do the math, that’s about 410 per day, state wide. New York city alone accounts for about 60,000 per year, or roughly 165 per day.

Total deaths for Corona virus in New York state has totaled 23,000 dead 9 (as of writing this — May 1) since the first recorded death in the USA on Feb 29, which is 64 days, which averages out to 360 per day. More than Double! Oh-my-god THE DISASTER!

Except, violent crime has dropped, car accidents are a fraction of what they were, bones aren’t breaking, bars aren’t fighting, and all the other shit that clogs up the emergency room isn’t happening either, so that average 165 dead per day must logically drop. Lets say…. a 30% drop? Let’s guess that the ENTIRE STATE of New York drops 50 people less per day dying of normal reasons, and add the 360 per day Corona virus victims, and we add up to about 475 per day dying (slightly above the State wide average)

How the fuck can the ENTIRE STATE OF NEW YORK not handle 475 people -per day- dying? How fuckin shitty is their morgue system, funeral home services, coroner offices , police and FBI storage, military storage and FEMA response -NOT- handle an extra 310 people per day across THE ENTIRE STATE??? (note: there are 13 cities in NY with populations over 50,000. Distribution of the dead would mean 23 people per city per day)

In fact, the state of New York is so goddamned inept at handling the dead that they have allegedly started to use mass graves to bury the dead (btw, this is a bogus photo above – the image is apparently from a prison grave on Potters island, but who the fuck cares when you are publishing a panic news story, right?).

But never mind that. Maybe, New York is so colossally shitty that they cannot genuinely handle the extra bodies (have you ever actually driven on a road in NY? It’s like driving on the moon). Maybe their infrastructure was so bad they couldn’t send the overflow to New Jersey, Connecticut, Massachusetts, or Vermont (who’s only had 49 die from Corona).

So with all of these bodies piling up to unmanageable (or un-shippable) levels, what do hospitals authorities, morticians, and coroners do? Wrap the corpse up in a sheet (because the hospitals, police, FBI, DHS, FEMA, and military all ran out of body bags?), slap the stiff on a skid, load them into a truck, and then leave them for a week or two?

To be fair, all of the bodes weren’t on skids. These two dudes here took a hydraulic gurney, rolled it to the truck, then had the forklift load it onto the truck. From the subsequent photos they just kind of rolled the body off of the gurney and left them on the trailer floor (cus that’s what we all want them to do with our loved ones, amiright?)

In fact the overflow was so bad for New York, they had to open up field “morgues” to handles all the bodies constantly flowing in. You know… field morgues? The ones where we slap together a shitty stairway, and leave the trailer doors open for everyone walking past, or on their morning jog, can have a look-see into the trailer to check up on the dead and get a juicy whiff of rotting corpse because they couldn’t bother with body bags? Ya.. those field morgues is what I’m talking about. Like this photo:

I guess next time I’m in New York I’ll see if I can get me a free pair of boots off of that stiff in the truck.

Are you getting my point yet?

Is it just me or is it super fucked up the disrespect shown the dead?

Ask yourself, “Have you EVER seen mass bodies, ever, shown on television or newspapers, just thrown around like yesterdays garbage?” Like… EVER?

Not me. I’ve seen a lot of dead people on TV. I’ve seen the shit they dared to put on TV after the Rwanda genocide, I’ve seen the dead from Vietnam war, I’ve seen rows of bodies lined up countless times from bombings, plane crashes, hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, and whatever ghoulish disaster the news wants to celebrate with blood. Never, in my entire life have I seen such public displays of the dead.

Never have I seen a hospital worker just wheel a body around in a parking lot with a bunch of cameras just snapping away.

How is it even imaginable that with infectious disease ridden bodies (wrapped in sheets remember) that are left out for public view?

At least there is Andrew Cleckley Funeral Services!

Check this dude’s funeral home advertisement out. Am I going to a Vegas show or burying Grandma?

These are one of the fine funeral services New York city has to offer. These are the dudes who rented a U-Haul truck, grabbed 30 bodies and just parked their truck in a lot.

30 Corona virus ridden bodies just getting warm and wet inside a rental truck.

And yes, there is outrage because no one wants to smell the stink off of Grandma when they go buy their pepperoni pizza.

If you check out their ONLY internet link, which is Facebook (?), you will see they have posts going back to about 2018. One of their posts is about zany VHS tapes you might own, and another post is about a trip the owner made to some restaurant. What the fuck?

Who in their right mind talks about VHS tapes and restaurant trips on their Funeral Home web site?

There is another picture from what looks to be inside the funeral home. It’s pretty nasty so I will post it at the end of this article so you can skip it if you want. The pic shows a bunch of bodies scattered around willy-nilly and it’s posted all over Cleckley’s Facebook so I’m assuming there is a connection. I have no further info on the pic, and knowing the Internet it could be horse shit, so you will need to make your own call as to why everyone is posting the pic on Cleckley’s Facebook comments.

So lets sum this up:

New York is experiencing roughly double it’s fatality rate.

They have no refrigerated morgue space, desperately are building ad-hoc body storage, can’t ship the bodies out, need mass graves, and even though hospitals across North America are laying off nurses, doctors, and surgeons, they are soooo overwhelmed they need to call Andrew Cleckley to the rescue.

No one cares about plain wood coffins, open door morgues, forklifting bodies, or massive disrespect for the dead from the authorities and media, until we stumble across the U-Haul of the dead in New York city.

And NO ONE thinks this is totally fucked up?

I do.